Alyssa Nicole Pallett
Nude

Alyssa Nicole Pallett is one of those sweet and innocent looking blondes. She’s a girl next door–only this girl opens the door when she’s undressing! But before her XL projections were projected onto the big screen, Alyssa’s boobs were buoyed in St. John’s, the capital city of the coastal Canadian province of Newfoundland. She eventually moved to Southern Ontario and then again to New York City where she studied at New York Film Academy. The naughty Newfie also studied at the prestigious Stella Adler Studio of Acting! Her breasts were newfound land for viewers when, in 2006, she let us explore them through the screen within the screen that played American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile. It’s her only nude credit to date, but it’s a good one. In it, Alyssa Nicole plays a porn star whose jugs bounce in all kinds of ways while getting banged on the boob-tube. The porno is played in multiple scenes, one in which a man jerks off to the tape and another in which a man watches another man jerk off to the tape. It’s like incepmasturbation. Since this skincredible acting debut, Alyssa appeared as “Tricky’s Bedroom Ol’ Lady” in the low-budget action-comedy film Frankenpimp (2009) and as “Frankie” in the equally-low-budget thriller Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! (2010). Her only other credit is as executive producer on the (surprise surprise) low-budget flick Pay in Full (2010). While Stella Adler is turning in her grave, Alyssa’s big boobs are cleansing Mr. Skin‘s palate.